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Easton House, also known as the Bachmann Publick House and George Taylor's Easton Property, is a historic inn and tavern located at Easton in Northampton County, Pennsylvania. It was built in 1753, and is a 2 3/4 story rubble limestone building, with squared corners, in the Georgian style.
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Nevada's 20th Senate district is one of 21 districts in the Nevada Senate. It has been represented by Republican Jeff Stone since 2022, succeeding fellow Republican Keith Pickard.
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