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The Presidential Court, formerly known as the Ministry of Presidential Affairs, is a government ministry in the United Arab Emirates (UAE), tasked with providing administrative, advisory, and executive support to the President of the UAE. It plays a role in implementing presidential directives, coordinating national policies, and overseeing state-level engagements. The court is headquartered in Abu Dhabi, the UAE capital.
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Sir Francis Charles Chichester KBE was a British businessman, pioneering aviator and solo sailor.
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