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Moo is a 1995 novel by Jane Smiley. Its setting is a large university, known familiarly as \"Moo U\" because of its large agricultural college, in the American Midwest. The novel is a satire that uses a sprawling narrative style, following the lives of dozens of characters over the course of the 1989–1990 academic year. It was a finalist for the National Book Critics Circle Award for Fiction.
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Chauncey Goodrich Cady was an American farmer and politician.
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Bertrand Marchand was a French football player and manager.
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